so writemeastoryofsolitude and i were wondering how on earth mofftiss are going to tackle the johnlock wedding, here are a few ideas:
it would be a small, intimate ceremony just for closest friends and family, complete opposite of john and mary’s lavish wedding
mike stamford is john’s best man, papa greg is sherlock’s
harry actually showing up
mycroft looking extra smug as if it’s all down thanks to him
mummy and daddy holmes, and mrs hudson all crying through the whole ceremony
since food equals sex, john feeding sherlock the first piece of the wedding cake
sherlock not even caring about going anywhere nice for their sex holiday since all he cares about is being with john, but john wanting to do this for sherlock because he deserves it, they both do
mycroft getting them a ridiculously extravagant wedding gift and john being concerned it’s way too much but mycroft insisting like “please, if this had happened a hundred years ago, do you have any idea how large a dowry i would have had to give you for finally taking him off my hands”, john like “….he’s not a woman” and mycroft giving him a smile and an appraising look like “the point still stands, i’d have paid truly exorbitant sums to ensure my little brother was happy and healthy and engaged with life, but it turns out i don’t have to”
neither sherlock nor john want to stop dancing the entire night of their wedding
at the end of the night john being like “okay we’ve been dancing for hours, my feet and knees are killing me, and you’ve spent the last three dances not-so-subtly grinding against me and groping my arse so the only dancing i want to do with you right now is strictly horizontal and on a bed” and sherlock practically sprinting from the room, shouting goodbyes at everyone on his way and “WE’RE OFF TO START OUR SEX HOLIDAY, GRAHAM DON’T TAKE ON ANY INTERESTING CASES WHILE I’M GONE, INDEFINITELY, ON A SEX HOLIDAY WITH JOHN, MY HUSBAND”, while john follows him apologising without really meaning it and finally giving up and just running after sherlock and grinning
sherlock deciding to change his name to watson-holmes and john being like “you don’t have to do this, your name should maintain recognisability for your work” and sherlock giving him a look “john, you’ve been a part of that work since we met, and besides holmes and watson, i think those names should ought to remain connected in everyone’s minds forever, don’t you?”
john changing his name too because together forever is together forever
sherlock going on john’s blog and making a post with size 60 font saying “NOT CURRENTLY ACCEPTING CASES, WE ARE ON SEX HOLIDAY”
john commenting on the post like “you were just getting ice, come back to bed”
sherlock commenting back “YOU come back to bed :-)”
sherlock changing john’s profile photo to one from their wedding and changing the description to include “married to sherlock watson-holmes”
sherlock rewriting their wiki articles to mention their marriage at least once a paragraph
holmes parents making john call them mum and dad
the first time john and sherlock visit holmes parents and john calls them mum and dad he feels a bit awkward but the beaming smiles sherlock and his parents give him make him feel like he finally has the loving and supportive family he always longed for
first christmas dinner as a married couple at holmes parents’ house, john and daddy holmes chatting in the sitting room while sherlock “helps” his mum in the kitchen which is more “let’s mummy embarrass him by complimenting john and the effect married life on sherlock”
mycroft joining them in the kitchen and making a comment like “yes, i heard those effects quite vociferously last night, you may want to relocate to the upstairs bedroom when you return to baker street if only to spare mrs hudson” and sherlock retorting “you may want to relocate to a kitchen surface that john didn’t fuck me up against last night then”, mummy being absolutely scandalised for about 5 seconds and then being like “i know what you mean sherlock, when your father and i got married we couldn’t keep our hands off each other, why in this very kitchen….” and the rest getting drowned out with truly horrifying screams of “MUMMY!!!!” from both brothers
John doing push-ups in the living room, slightly out of breath, and Sherlock wiggles under him until they’re face to face, him staring up and John looking down, and each time John bends his arms and lower himself down, Sherlock kisses him. On the nose, on the lips, small, chaste kisses, and at 56, John starts giggling, and Shelock grins, chuckling, his arms catching him when he falls against him.
Sherlock likes when John pulls his hair during sex and John likes doing it because he gets to wrap his fingers in those soft dark curls and when he pulls on it Sherlock just moans and start breathing heavily.
But sometimes when they’re in a quiet moment and Sherlock’s mind won’t stop racing, John will pull him into his lap and thread his fingers through Sherlock’s curls and he’ll immediately relax and his mind will become quiet and John is the only one who can do that.
i bet that whenever john shows his inner soldier, sherlock gets rlly hard so when they go back to the flat he goes straight into the shower and masturbates as he thinks of his lil soldier
